You Couch Fucka
Terrance:
Shut your fucking face, you couch fucka!
You're a club fucking, knole fucking divan fucka!
You're a settee fucka, yes it's true!
Nobody fucks sofas quite like you!
Phillip:
Shut your fucking face, you couch fucka!
You're the one that fucked your love seat, you couch fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your futon and chaise longue!
(Farting interlude)
Terrance:
Hmm!
(Farting interlude continues)
J.D. Vance:
What's going on here?
(Farting interlude continues)
People:
Fucka!
Fucka!
You couch fucka, you couch fucka!
Fucka!
Fucka!
Ooh!
Terrance & Phillip:
Shut your fucking face, you couch fucka!
Phillip:
You couch fucka!
Terrance & Phillip:
You're a daybed fucking bastard, you couch fucka!
Terrance:
You're a lawson fucka, I must say.
Phillip:
Well, you fucked your sectional yesterday!
Terrance & Phillip:
You couch fucka! That’s—
Everyone:
—C-O-U-C-H, fuck you!
You couch fucka!
Phillip:
Fuck my couch!