No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. →
On October 18, millions of us are rising again to show the world: America has no kings, and the power belongs to the people.
The Swudge Must Flow
While I’ve long since stopped microblogging here in favor of doing so in more ephemeral venues, I’ve a need to get this on the record. After spotting Matt Haughey ponder attending a showing of Wonka dressed as Paul Atreides, it seemed to me there was only one reply.
Try to arrive in an Everlasting Gobthopter.
It’s hands down one of the greatest things I have ever said, and I needed to put it here on the blog because at least as of my searching Bing, Duck, Google, and Twitter today no one’s yet made this joke, at least anywhere readily indexed by search engines.