Civilian employee of the Portland Police Bureau apologizes if they might have infected fellow employees with “the antifa”.
And the antifa – well, I know for a fact that it hit my Grandpa Jensen pretty hard back in the 1940s. I mean, joining the Army Air Corps and defeating the Nazis – those are some pretty strong symptoms, don’t you agree? But like so many other things, back then they had another name for it. I think they called it “patriotism” back then, but I’m not sure. I’ll have to look into it. But again, if I’ve infected you I’m sorry. Please consider getting yourself tested. It’s a pretty easy test. Ask yourself: “Do I support fascism and authoritarianism? Yes / No.” That’s it. Done.