I need the Oregon Zoo to sell online visits where you book a time for a staffer to FaceTime you and visit all the exhibits you’d visit were you able to visit the zoo yourself anymore.
The unsupported use case of Bix Frankonis’ disordered, surplus, mediocre midlife in St. Johns, Oregon.
No fear, no hate, no thoughtless bullshit, and no nazis.
I need the Oregon Zoo to sell online visits where you book a time for a staffer to FaceTime you and visit all the exhibits you’d visit were you able to visit the zoo yourself anymore.