There was just an ant crawling across the left lens of my eyeglasses and I swear to god if this apartment has an ant problem like it did last spring—and it’s only February right now—I am not sure I’m going to be able to avoid the shutdown I only just barely skirted last year when it hit. I’ll have to get a jump-start on spraying outside all my windows and doors, what with all these sunny days in the 50s we’ve been having.