Since my budget for the rest of the month is $7/day and I can’t go anywhere or do anything, I slept until 12:30pm. Since the local Safeway doesn’t sell the only oil that seems to not ruin my ceramic pans in anything but giant $14 jugs, I’ll be having a bowl of cereal. Since I don’t know what the dimensions of the original “meh.” t-shirt design were, I can’t work on the store and it’s been pulled entirely offline. Is there a reason I bothered to get up even at 12:30pm?