On this day at 12:34:34 in the afternoon my blogging moved to what would come to be named for the words of 6-year-old Gabrielle Thornton, who asked her glued-to-the-television parents, “What planet is that?”. Days later, I made a terrible gallows-humor Match Game joke. By the end of the month, I had a request for “when the killing in my name begins”, which in large part is responsible for why to this day I maintain a cruft- and advertising-free copy of Mark Twain’s The War Prayer which still gets a lot of traffic from educators.