It should be noted, when Mike Pence says that people in America’s concentration camps have “access to hygiene”, that when trying to repeal the Affordable Care Act the Republican Party often touted its own support for “access to healthcare”, but it was pretty well established when looking at their ideas that providing “access to healthcare” shouldn’t have been read to mean providing healthcare.

Hypothetically speaking, providing migrants with a single moist towelette once a week technically would be “access to hygiene”, just as throwing a single raw chicken carcass into a cage of five-hundred men technically would be “access to food”, so when Republicans speak of “access” remember that there’s a good chance it doesn’t mean what they want you to think it means.