Browsing old blog posts I find that I miss …

Browsing old blog posts I find that I miss Horoscope Blender. “Real” astrology is fake; the Blender’s randomness, however, often was hilariously accurate.

My Daily Blend for Christmas Day: You are often so pathetic people can only laugh nervously. Nobody really cares about your personal problems. Visitors will stay at your home when you least expect it.