Browsing old blog posts I find that I miss Horoscope Blender. “Real” astrology is fake; the Blender’s randomness, however, often was hilariously accurate.

My Daily Blend for Christmas Day: You are often so pathetic people can only laugh nervously. Nobody really cares about your personal problems. Visitors will stay at your home when you least expect it.

Hello. My name is Bix. @bix