It’s a valiant try, The Saturday Evening Post’s Rich Karlgaard (via Digg Editions), but I’m no late bloomer “who fulfils their potential later than expected”, finding “their supreme destiny on their own schedule”. I’m a slacker who is a mediocre failure all the way into midlife, with no signs of stopping. (Nice autism slurs in your article, though. Fuck both you and Ken Fisher.)

Hello. My name is Bix. @bix