There’s an even dumber possibility: all of …

There’s an even dumber possibility: all of the “cementshake” nonsense could have originated from some hyperbolic profa redcap seeing the coconut flakes in someone’s spilled vegan milkshake and crying “quick-drying cement” to the police.

ETA: Katie Shepherd of the Willamette Week has been pressing the police on the source of the allegation and has gotten only nonsense in reply: “This is based upon information received and observations on the field.”