There’s an even dumber possibility: all of the “cementshake” nonsense could have originated from some hyperbolic profa redcap seeing thecoconut flakes in someone’s spilled vegan milkshake and crying “quick-drying cement” to the police.

Addenda

  1. Katie Shepherd of the Willamette Week has been pressing the police on the source of the allegation and has gotten only nonsense in reply: “This is based upon information received and observations on the field.”

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