There’s an even dumber possibility: all of the “cementshake” nonsense could have originated from some hyperbolic profa redcap seeing thecoconut flakes in someone’s spilled vegan milkshake and crying “quick-drying cement” to the police.


  1. Katie Shepherd of the Willamette Week has been pressing the police on the source of the allegation and has gotten only nonsense in reply: “This is based upon information received and observations on the field.”

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